February 2012
445 posts
People on House Hunters: This would be a great spot for entertaining.
Me if I were on House Hunters: This would be a great spot for blogging.
Mom: Can you get my phone out of my bag?
Me: (puts on miner hat and turns on flashlight) okay...
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When my mom yells at me: →
whyamisorandom:
When I was 5:
When I was 12:
Now:
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English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mere est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
pizzaforpresident:
pointy-earedbastard:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
Meryl Streep could play Leonardo DiCaprio and win an Oscar.
You’re the only person who’s reblogged this post with something worth reblogging.
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
When you're home alone and start making noises...
epic-humor:
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
idiotblogger:
The cheetah girls weren’t even sisters, or cheetahs
I just went into the bathroom and the toilet paper was all the way on the other side of the room on the bathroom sink. Why? Why would someone do this? I thought it was proper bathroom etiquette to simply just replace the roll when you finish one, not open a new one and leave it on the counter.
I will not stand for this tom foolery that family continues to display. Is it too much to ask that when...
afghanistanini:
remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
commanderinqueef:
pretty fly for a white rye
popular person: hey
me: why are you making fun of me
Whenever Single Lady's comes on the radio
allyouneedistumblr:
Coughing dramatically in front of a person that's...
Friend: What if the movie isn't as good as the book?
Me: I just can't afford to think like that.
